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Michael.

I'm a weenie


perks of not being a virgin:

hex-central:

  1. the sex
  2. spared of virgin sacrifice 
untrustyou:


Anna Ladd
Things I Told the Internet, But Didn’t Tell My Mom

untrustyou:

Anna Ladd

Things I Told the Internet, But Didn’t Tell My Mom

--One day it just gets better. There’s no explanation or reason why . You just wake up and you’re not angry anymore. ❞

- Unknown   (via kryeveper)
--Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured. ❞

- Unknown (via sereinsky)

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

my-wrecklessabandon:

[gabriella montez voice] you’re crazy wildcat

elayesildogan:

Bioshock Infinite vigor bottles

--I’m an adult, but not like a real adult ❞

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

jellyfishes:

repeat daily for two weeks for weight loss

  1. 100 crunches
  2. 90 jumping jacks
  3. 80 lunges
  4. 70 squats
  5. 60 seconds running in place
  6. 50 second plank
  7. 40 jumping jacks
  8. 30 squats
  9. 20 high knees
  10. 10 push ups

chvnele:

San Diego, CA

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

lizclimo:

fair enough

lizclimo:

fair enough