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Michael.

I'm a weenie

yanaelcora:

sunsetsandserotonin:

amysphoenix:

ughwenz:

Get rid of your boundaries and the universe is yours.

i know i reblog this a lot but fuckin look at it

WHY THA FUCK HE JUST JUMP INTO SPACE THERE AINT NO AIR IN SPACE HE GONNA DIE HE GONNA DIE THERES NO AIR WHY HE DO THAT FOOL FOOOOOL

--The fork in this road is your heart choosing heaven or hell ❞

- Slaves - The Young and Beyond Reckless Feat. Tyler Carter
--Does my uniform make me look fat? ❞

- Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)
--Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong. ❞

- Mandy Hale (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here


HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME


GOD BE LIKE: HOE